various emotions

I can sleep with socks on but as soon as I actually realize I have them on I must take them off to fall asleep

my gf: i’m breaking up with you
me, a gamer: ???
my gf: we’re game over
me, a gamer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Love doesn’t hurt.
Expectations do.”

— life (via frequents)

(via humorking)

The female body is the purest form of art you will ever see.

(via canikissitbetter)

“I’m a needy gf but not needy like “buy me this buy me that” more like “call me, FaceTime me, text back fast, come over see me & love me””

—

(via anaabrantes1)

True haha 😂

(via lesbicasentimental)

(via canikissitbetter)

Source: therelatabletexts

grumpdiary:

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

(via canikissitbetter)

What is something that you regret?

sexysuggestion:

regretssuggestion:
(send into my ask box please)
not swallowing

(via sexysuggestion)

sexysuggestion:

do you have a shovel? cus im digging that ass

wat-happnd2you:

aurol:
i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot
Tbh

(via canikissitbetter)

pls make out w me

(via canikissitbetter)